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Masturbation is Not a Sex Life

Your Hands Are Not Companions.

A lot of people out there apparently think that anything constitutes sex. If a kiss is first base, then why can’t masturbation be a home run? All that matters is the end result, right? Well, us here at Iced Tees beg to differ.

Consider this freshly brewed tee our plea to all you nerds out there. Get a girlfriend. Even if you have to make her up, it looks a lot better to outsiders when you aren’t bragging about how well you masturbate yourself. I mean, cum on now!

Freshly Brewed With:

  • 2 soft hands
  • 2 AA batteries
  • 1 hell of a good time

Regular Price: $34.09

Sale Price : $17.99

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