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Jew Jitsu

What Do You Call a Ninja Jew?…. Scary.

Ninjas are scary enough when you don’t know their religious background. They’re dark; they’re fast; they’re dangerous.

Jewish ninjas, however, are even more frightening because they not only want to hurt you, but they’ll steal your money as well.

Freshly Brewed With:

  • A Crouching Torah
  • A Hidden Yamaka
  • A Mazel Tov!
  • A Bagel For Energy

Regular Price: $34.09

Sale Price : $17.99

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