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Love Means Nothing To Tennis Players
Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi Are An Exception! Love is a tough thing to deal with in the world of tennis. Just ask Michael Chang! No one wants to deal with having love in a match. This tee is for all of the tennis players out there that just want to score. Whether it's via an ace or a slice, this point is for you. No more backhanded comments will be coming your way anymore. Freshly Brewed With: A Few Melons Some Dyslexia A Tall Glass of ...
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Mr. Rodgers
It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood! Before Aaron Rodgers could even think about winning the Super Bowl, there was another Mr. Rogers that was winning the championship belt every morning on American television. Mister Rogers' Neighborhood may not get the love that Reading Rainbow receives, but hopefully, the increased popularity of the Green Bay Packers' QB can change that. Freshly Brewed With: A Red Cardigan Sweater A Championship Belt A Beautiful Day A ...
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Jew Jitsu
What Do You Call a Ninja Jew?.... Scary. Ninjas are scary enough when you don't know their religious background. They're dark; they're fast; they're dangerous. Jewish ninjas, however, are even more frightening because they not only want to hurt you, but they'll steal your money as well. Freshly Brewed With: A Crouching Torah A Hidden Yamaka A Mazel Tov! A Bagel For ...
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Cheetah is the New Tiger
Lying Tiger, Hidden Cheetah. Who is the King of the Jungle? We would be lion if we said it was anything other than a cheetah. After all, Tigers can drive you up the wall. Cheetahs, on the other hand, take the easy way out. They act impulsively and do whatever they feel at any given moment. These types of actions usually pan out positively for the fast cat. Unless of course, you are in Norway. Then, there is No(r)way you can be a tiger lion about being a cheetah. Freshly Brewed With: 1 Cup Tiger Blood 1 lb Cheetah Skin ¼ Tablespoon Tree Moss ½ Tablespoon Green ...
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Hey, It’s Tiger
Tiger is a Serial Sexter. Another Tiger tee? I know, we are shameless. But you would be surprised how many tees this guy can procreate. When we were brewing the first of our Tiger tees, we noticed that the ingredients would multiply and spin-off into another creature altogether. It was almost as if the ingredients were trying to mate with everything around it. Very odd. Freshly Brewed With: 1 Cup Tiger Blood 1 lb Cheetah Skin ¼ Tablespoon Tree Moss ½ Tablespoon Green Grass 130 lbs Rachel ...
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Tiger Uppercut
Beat That, Ryu and Ken! We all witnessed Tiger Woods sink the big putt at the end of a tournament to win it all. He most likely is wearing his red collared Nike shirt, black pants, and signature black hat. This has recently been dubbed as his power outfit. When he wears this getup, he is essentially invincible. He becomes more than a golf superstar, but rather a supernatural fighting machine. Get too close while he attempts a big putt and you might be regretting the decision for a very long time. Freshly Brewed With: ½ tablespoon tiger blood ½ lb cheetah fur 1 lb Street Fighter 150 lbs ...
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