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Sexual Harassment
Sex in the Workplace? It's Great for Morale! In today's dreadful job market, sex sells more than ever. Want a promotion? You better give it up. Male or female... gay or straight. This high-five is for you and your career. Freshly Brewed With: Two large handprints from the boss One sexy business suit A large desk with plenty of available ...
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I’d Tap That
A Good T-Shirt Is One That Can Double as a Pickup Line! Go ahead! We challenge you to wear this t-shirt to a bar. Not only will you attract the ladies, but they'll question whether you'd tap their donkey. It's a win-win situation for everybody. Freshly Brewed With: A Donkey A Few Pokes On Facebook A Hot ...
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People Style
Doing It, Doing It, and Doing It Well. Meet Max and Lucile. They are two dogs with an unparalleled passion for each other. Max adores the time that the two spend together, but there was always something missing in their sexual relationship. They tried couples counseling but that did not work. They tried fecal lubrication. It was nice, but too filthy for Max and his red rocket. The two lay down on their doggy bed one night and decided to attempt the unheard of. The result is depicted on this shirt. Freshly Brewed With: 4 Cups Canine Semen 1 lb of Red Rockets Beef Jerky 2 Cups Love 8 Cups One Heck of a Good ...
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Cheetah is the New Tiger
Lying Tiger, Hidden Cheetah. Who is the King of the Jungle? We would be lion if we said it was anything other than a cheetah. After all, Tigers can drive you up the wall. Cheetahs, on the other hand, take the easy way out. They act impulsively and do whatever they feel at any given moment. These types of actions usually pan out positively for the fast cat. Unless of course, you are in Norway. Then, there is No(r)way you can be a tiger lion about being a cheetah. Freshly Brewed With: 1 Cup Tiger Blood 1 lb Cheetah Skin ¼ Tablespoon Tree Moss ½ Tablespoon Green ...
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Hey, It’s Tiger
Tiger is a Serial Sexter. Another Tiger tee? I know, we are shameless. But you would be surprised how many tees this guy can procreate. When we were brewing the first of our Tiger tees, we noticed that the ingredients would multiply and spin-off into another creature altogether. It was almost as if the ingredients were trying to mate with everything around it. Very odd. Freshly Brewed With: 1 Cup Tiger Blood 1 lb Cheetah Skin ¼ Tablespoon Tree Moss ½ Tablespoon Green Grass 130 lbs Rachel ...
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Masturbation is Not a Sex Life
Your Hands Are Not Companions. A lot of people out there apparently think that anything constitutes sex. If a kiss is first base, then why can't masturbation be a home run? All that matters is the end result, right? Well, us here at Iced Tees beg to differ. Consider this freshly brewed tee our plea to all you nerds out there. Get a girlfriend. Even if you have to make her up, it looks a lot better to outsiders when you aren't bragging about how well you masturbate yourself. I mean, cum on now! Freshly Brewed With: 2 soft hands 2 AA batteries 1 hell of a good ...
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Where My Ho’s At?
As If It's Still Christmas Time The holidays usually just come and go. You put up Christmas lights, a tree, and pretend to be cheery and festive. Then, a few weeks go by and you have to take it all down and store it back in the attic. With this badass Santa Claus on your chest, Christmas never has to end. Not only can you be calling for your hos year-round, but Santas pimp juice may rub off on you a little bit. If you are lucky, the pimping that you learn from Mr. Cringle could allow you to keep another present year-round. After all, pimping and hos do come with their downsides - the gift that keeps on giving. Freshly Brewed With: 300 lbs Santa Claus 1 cup of Ghetto Fabulous 1 XL ...
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Paramore Activity
When Tweets Expose Your "Teets" The young, beloved and pure Christian girl that happens to flip her hair around on stage with a microphone for an emo band called Paramore posted a topless picture of herself on Twitter. Talk about attention starved, huh? This "leak" (lactating maybe?) came at a perfect time for Hayley and her band. They embark on a huge tour in the fall. She claims that her Twitter account got hacked, but come on, she obviously wanted the world to see her nips. Delightful, aren't they? Is this whole thing cute or just scary? You make the call. Freshly Brewed With: 2 cups of breast milk 2 lbs of carrot colored hair 1 teaspoon of witches' ...
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