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Sexual Harassment
Sex in the Workplace? It's Great for Morale! In today's dreadful job market, sex sells more than ever. Want a promotion? You better give it up. Male or female... gay or straight. This high-five is for you and your career. Freshly Brewed With: Two large handprints from the boss One sexy business suit A large desk with plenty of available ...
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Skinny Genes
Because Nobody Likes To Have Fat Jeans. With skinny genes, your skinny legs won't have to don those awful skinny jeans that all of the emo kids are flaunting these days. Yuck! Freshly Brewed With: A pair of skinny jeans An emo kid X and Y ...
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Bass Always Gets Me In Treble
It's Bass-ically a Guaran-Tee. Have you ever been at the club drinking, doing drugs and throwing yourself at the opposite sex? Well, it's not the intoxication at fault in this scenario. It's actually the music. All of the bass can really stir up sexual emotions and get you in serious treble at the end of the night. Freshly Brewed With: House or dub-step music Plenty of bootydancing Optional: ...
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Soap Opera
His Favorite Song is Christina Aguilera's "Dirty." All of that singing in the shower has finally paid off for somebody. For the first time ever, Bar the singing soap will hit the stage for a one-night-only operatic event. Move over Pavirotti, Carreras and Domingo. There is a new "Soap-rano" cleaning up in the industry. Freshly Brewed With: A Zestfully clean bowtie Plenty of suds The crowd's standing ...
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I’m Not Bald
We Can't Explain The Short Bald People. They're Anomalies. A lot of men unfortunately lose their hair as they grow old. Until now, doctors and scientists have attributed this process to heredity and basic old page. Our "Icologists" at Iced Tees have uncovered a different, more plausible reasoning. Because the human body never stops growing, it is obvious that eventually people outgrow their hair. Balding is simply a side effect of growing taller. Aren't bald people a little sexier to you now, ladies? Freshly Brewed With: A shiny bald head A serving side of Rogaine Karl Malone's ...
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Love Means Nothing To Tennis Players
Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi Are An Exception! Love is a tough thing to deal with in the world of tennis. Just ask Michael Chang! No one wants to deal with having love in a match. This tee is for all of the tennis players out there that just want to score. Whether it's via an ace or a slice, this point is for you. No more backhanded comments will be coming your way anymore. Freshly Brewed With: A Few Melons Some Dyslexia A Tall Glass of ...
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If Life Gives You Melons…
How Much Melonade Can You Make? There's a common expression "If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade." But what that expression doesn't cover is what happens if the fruit of choice aren't, in fact, lemons. This tee is for all of the individuals suffering from dyslexia. You may not need to break your wrists squeezing melons anymore. Freshly Brewed With: A Few Melons Some Dyslexia A Tall Glass of ...
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A Week Says “WTF”
Is It The Weekend Yet? We know that you all hate your jobs. You hate your boss, your co-workers, and the smell of your cubicle. Well, fortunately for you, we have a freshly brewed tee that feels the same way as you do. Wear it, sulk, and then celebrate when Friday evening rolls around. Freshly Brewed With: Mournful Mondays Tacky Tuesdays A Boring 9 to ...
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