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Which Shirt Should I Take? When it's Friday Friday, you better get down! You're always looking forward to the weekend weekend. As much as we'd like to poke fun at Ms. Rebecca Black, the truth is that she has done far more at age 14 than most people do in their entire lives. And she's having FUN doing it. The "Friday" viral video and meme will always hang around. Therefore, don't think that you're too late to the game here. Ms. Black will be on the web for many years to come. Freshly Brewed With: Everlasting gobstoppers A Wonka bar Indecent ...
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Flock of Seacrests
Seacrest Out. Just when America thought that Ryan Seacrest couldn't get any busier, he surprises everyone by starting a Flock of Seagulls tribute band. Unfortunately for him, his own show, American Idol, does not allow bands to audition. It looks he might have to try out for Simon Cowell's new show X-Factor, which endorses groups. Whatever he decides to do, we're glad to see the guy making a statement with his new look. He's looking "Flockin'" good! Freshly Brewed With: Host of American Idol Host of E News! A Flock of ...
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Bass Always Gets Me In Treble
It's Bass-ically a Guaran-Tee. Have you ever been at the club drinking, doing drugs and throwing yourself at the opposite sex? Well, it's not the intoxication at fault in this scenario. It's actually the music. All of the bass can really stir up sexual emotions and get you in serious treble at the end of the night. Freshly Brewed With: House or dub-step music Plenty of bootydancing Optional: ...
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Justin Beaver
That "Dam" Beaver Fever!!! When our customers continued to ask us if we would create a Justin Bieber parody shirt, we kept telling them "Never Say Never." Oh Baby, it has happened! Justin Beaver is taking over the Internet - one teenage girl at a time. Freshly Brewed With: 1 Horrible haircut A Squeaky voice Millions of teenage girls 1 Very Charismatic ...
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Busta Cap
This is dangerous. This shirt can make you delirious. Everyone has a little "Busta" inside of them. It can definitely bring out the worst in people. This shirt, however, brings out the best in you. This is a must-have for any Busta Rhymes fans out there. And we know how plentiful that demographic is. Freshly Brewed With: 40 lbs of dreadlocks 2 lbs of spit 4 white ...
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I’mma Let You Finish
Kanye is a Fishstick As I type this shirt summary, I am constantly looking behind me. I am a little paranoid that Kanye will sneak up on me and not allow me to write this piece. I know he has seen all of the other Kanye shirts out in the market right now and probably thinks ours is not very deserving of such a detailed overview like this one. Hopefully, he will be too busy eating fish sticks to interfere. That means that we should be able to fini Freshly Brewed With: 3 Cups Asshole 2 Cups Taylor Swift 1 lb of MoonMan Awards 2 lbs of shitty haircuts 2 lbs of sunglasses ...
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After Black, Things Went Wack
Metallica is Wack! Metallica used to be one of the best rock/metal bands in the world. Now, it is quite the opposite. They could be called the biggest joke on the scene. This tee has been brewed for all of the die-hard Metallica fans that have not been able to show their true feelings about all of the mediocre albums the band has been releasing for years. Wear this proudly and reveal your true feelings. You might be surprised by how many others share the same opinion. Freshly Brewed With: ¼ cup Lars Ulrich ¼ cup James Hetfield ¼ cup Kirk Hammett ¼ cup Rob Trujillo 2 cups ...
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Silence of the Lambert
What Do You Want From Him? Even though I watch American Idol every season and appreciate the talent that Season 8's runner-up, Adam Lambert, possesses, I can't quite wrap my head around his image and the bad decisions he is making for his musical career. First, he came out of the closet. Then, he kissed a guy during a performance on national television. Now, he's just ruining the beautiful musical genre of glam-rock with his over the top "guyliner" and emo hairstyle. Who will silence Lambert first? Freshly Brewed With: 1 Loud Voice 1 Long Tongue 2 Sticks of Guyliner Plenty of ...
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Paramore Activity
When Tweets Expose Your "Teets" The young, beloved and pure Christian girl that happens to flip her hair around on stage with a microphone for an emo band called Paramore posted a topless picture of herself on Twitter. Talk about attention starved, huh? This "leak" (lactating maybe?) came at a perfect time for Hayley and her band. They embark on a huge tour in the fall. She claims that her Twitter account got hacked, but come on, she obviously wanted the world to see her nips. Delightful, aren't they? Is this whole thing cute or just scary? You make the call. Freshly Brewed With: 2 cups of breast milk 2 lbs of carrot colored hair 1 teaspoon of witches' ...
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