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Paramore Activity
When Tweets Expose Your "Teets" The young, beloved and pure Christian girl that happens to flip her hair around on stage with a microphone for an emo band called Paramore posted a topless picture of herself on Twitter. Talk about attention starved, huh? This "leak" (lactating maybe?) came at a perfect time for Hayley and her band. They embark on a huge tour in the fall. She claims that her Twitter account got hacked, but come on, she obviously wanted the world to see her nips. Delightful, aren't they? Is this whole thing cute or just scary? You make the call. Freshly Brewed With: 2 cups of breast milk 2 lbs of carrot colored hair 1 teaspoon of witches' ...
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Tiger Uppercut
Beat That, Ryu and Ken! We all witnessed Tiger Woods sink the big putt at the end of a tournament to win it all. He most likely is wearing his red collared Nike shirt, black pants, and signature black hat. This has recently been dubbed as his power outfit. When he wears this getup, he is essentially invincible. He becomes more than a golf superstar, but rather a supernatural fighting machine. Get too close while he attempts a big putt and you might be regretting the decision for a very long time. Freshly Brewed With: ½ tablespoon tiger blood ½ lb cheetah fur 1 lb Street Fighter 150 lbs ...
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