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Girls Gone Wilder
Nothing Drives A Girl Wilder Than a Little Gene... It may not be true with Mr. Simmons or Mr. Hackman, but Gene's around the world tend to make the girls swoon. For Mr. Wilder, a little candy goes a long way. He just lures the ladies into his creepy white van with his Wonka bars and tells them to suck on his everlasting gobstopper. It's amazing the things that girls are willing to do to be with a C-List celebrity like Mr. Wilder. Ask the camera crew - they do just about anything. Freshly Brewed With: Everlasting gobstoppers A Wonka bar Indecent ...
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Pierced Brosnan
Check This Out. I Just Got My Brosnan Pierced. How do you make a bland mediocre actor stand out? You get pierced! (Or you do drugs.) Either way. Go ahead and get your Brosnan Pierced by wearing the decorated face of your not-so favorite actor on your chest. Even better, if you have piercings of your own, this would make for the perfect ironic tee. We guaranTEE that you will stand out even more than you already do,. You freak. Freshly Brewed With: A lip ring A Golden Eyebrow Piercing A little ...
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Flock of Seacrests
Seacrest Out. Just when America thought that Ryan Seacrest couldn't get any busier, he surprises everyone by starting a Flock of Seagulls tribute band. Unfortunately for him, his own show, American Idol, does not allow bands to audition. It looks he might have to try out for Simon Cowell's new show X-Factor, which endorses groups. Whatever he decides to do, we're glad to see the guy making a statement with his new look. He's looking "Flockin'" good! Freshly Brewed With: Host of American Idol Host of E News! A Flock of ...
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Kevin McCallister is My Homeboy
You're What The French Call "Les Incompetents." Kevin McCallister has touched all of our lives immensely. Going from forgotten to a destructive burglar deflector isn't an easy process. Kevin deserves the love he gets every Christmas through syndication. Show the world how much you love the #1 "Home" boy in the world by wearing a t-shirt of the little fella. I'm going to give you to the count of 10, to buy this shirt. 1..... 2...... 10. Hahahahahaha. Freshly Brewed With: Making your family disappear A tarantula Fuller wetting the ...
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Affleck Duck
Who Will Take Gilbert Gottfried's Place? Now that Ben Affleck has realized that his acting career is going nowhere, he has taken to a new position. Now, aside from directing, he has become the face of Aflac. Literally. Much like the popular mythological creature, the centaur, the "Affleck Duck" is the result of a combination of human and animal. As you can see, the two come together beautifully - canceling out the negatives of both creatures' ugliness to create a majestic positive that everyone can adore. Freshly Brewed With: Ben Affleck's odd-shaped head An ugly duckling An annoying voice The worst acting you will ever ...
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Leave Lindsey A-Lohan
Because Nobody Cares About Britney Anymore. It's a sad day for Britney, Chris Crocker has moved on. All of this commotion surrounding Lindsey (purposely spelled incorrectly) is causing him to flip out again. In case you are unfamiliar with the "Leave Britney Alone" Viral Video that this references, it is embedded below. To date, it has over 37 million views. Freshly Brewed With: Chris Crocker's Anger Moist Bedsheets A Troubled ...
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Mr. Rodgers
It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood! Before Aaron Rodgers could even think about winning the Super Bowl, there was another Mr. Rogers that was winning the championship belt every morning on American television. Mister Rogers' Neighborhood may not get the love that Reading Rainbow receives, but hopefully, the increased popularity of the Green Bay Packers' QB can change that. Freshly Brewed With: A Red Cardigan Sweater A Championship Belt A Beautiful Day A ...
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Sober Valley Lodge
The Sober Valley Lodge is Where Celebrities Go To WIN. Screw rehab. Forget about prison. The Sober Valley Lodge is the new 12-step program. There, all you have to do is close your eyes and change yourself with the power of your mind. Duh. Freshly Brewed With: A Winner's Attitude Two Goddesses A Briefcase Adonis ...
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You Can’t Process Me
Charlie Sheen Will Melt Your Face and Explode Your Body. Nevermind wearing this t-shirt if you have a normal brain. Doing so will result in your kids weeping over your lifeless body. Duh! Freshly Brewed With: Adonis DNA A Quart of Tiger's Blood A Brain Machine Your Lifeless ...
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Tiger Blood – The Adonis DNA Project
This is the Only Movie That Will Be WINNING At the Box Office. He pretended to play in a movie called "First Blood" in the comedy "Hot Shots: Part Deux," but this time he stars in a movie that your brain won't even be able to comprehend. Freshly Brewed With: Adonis DNA A Quart of Tiger's Blood A "Winning" Bandana A Story Line You Can't ...
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