I’m Not Bald

We Can’t Explain The Short Bald People. They’re Anomalies.

A lot of men unfortunately lose their hair as they grow old. Until now, doctors and scientists have attributed this process to heredity and basic old page. Our “Icologists” at Iced Tees have uncovered a different, more plausible reasoning.

Because the human body never stops growing, it is obvious that eventually people outgrow their hair. Balding is simply a side effect of growing taller.

Aren’t bald people a little sexier to you now, ladies?

Freshly Brewed With:

  • A shiny bald head
  • A serving side of Rogaine
  • Karl Malone’s endorsement

Regular Price: $34.09

Sale Price : $17.99

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