Affleck Duck

Who Will Take Gilbert Gottfried’s Place?

Now that Ben Affleck has realized that his acting career is going nowhere, he has taken to a new position. Now, aside from directing, he has become the face of Aflac. Literally.

Much like the popular mythological creature, the centaur, the “Affleck Duck” is the result of a combination of human and animal. As you can see, the two come together beautifully – canceling out the negatives of both creatures’ ugliness to create a majestic positive that everyone can adore.

Freshly Brewed With:

  • Ben Affleck’s odd-shaped head
  • An ugly duckling
  • An annoying voice
  • The worst acting you will ever see

Regular Price: $34.09

Sale Price : $17.99

Size: + Size Chart