Affleck Duck
Who Will Take Gilbert Gottfried’s Place?
Now that Ben Affleck has realized that his acting career is going nowhere, he has taken to a new position. Now, aside from directing, he has become the face of Aflac. Literally.
Much like the popular mythological creature, the centaur, the “Affleck Duck” is the result of a combination of human and animal. As you can see, the two come together beautifully – canceling out the negatives of both creatures’ ugliness to create a majestic positive that everyone can adore.
Freshly Brewed With:
- Ben Affleck’s odd-shaped head
- An ugly duckling
- An annoying voice
- The worst acting you will ever see
Regular Price: $34.09
Sale Price : $17.99
